Are you looking for a professional copywriter for your affiliate website?

[Christopher Howlett]

Hi there AGD members! Its been an extremely tough year for me professionally as I normally work within the events industry, and my company has had close to zero bookings for around nine months now. I've managed to keep my head above water one way or another until now, but feel I have no choice but to seek out some additional income if I am to survive until the pandemic is over and the clubs, festivals and parties can resume as normal!

I do a lot of writing in my spare time, and have lots of experience creating great reading homepages, casino reviews, slot reviews, promotion/bonus reviews, news articles, blog posts, gaming travel guides ... pretty much every type of gaming content you can imagine.

As you would expect I am a keen online gambler with many years experience and knowledge of playing slots, blackjack, poker and more, plus I am currently in the second year of my master's degree in English Literature at Leeds University and therefore feel confident that my grammar, spelling, and vocabulary are as good if not better than any other gaming copywriter you might find.

Uniquely, I am also an experienced web developer with many years experience working on CMS-based, data-driven websites, so I can also assist with the technical aspects of your site, project, or business as well if you wish.

I am a dedicated and enthusiastic worker who takes great pride in the work I do, and circumstances dictate that it would be ideal if I could find a project or two to get involved in for an immediate start.

I am happy to discuss and negotiate with regards to my rate, and you can be sure that I will be both fair and reasonable when agreeing such terms. Please feel free to send me a message either here or via e-mail to cjhowlett01 at gmail dot com if you have any questions or would like to talk to me about your requirements.

Thanks for reading!
Chris Howlett

 

[Tipzor Media]

Hello,
Sent you an email.
Thank you!

 

[Christopher Howlett]

Hello all,

Hope everybody had an excellent time over the past few days, whether you celebrate Christmas or not it's always nice to have a few extra days off from the world isn't it... well for most people anyway...!

I actually received three follow-ups to this topic but was a couple of days late spotting them in my inbox what with the time of year and all. I have of course replied to everybody now but am yet to agree on any new contracts, unfortunately

With that in mind, I'm once again just posting a note here to offer my services as a writer or proof-reader for all things gaming related... maybe even something else, I'm simply eager to get to work at the moment and happy to negotiate a fair and competitive price!

Willing to offer a small discount (in the range of 5-15%) for any contracts agreed before the year is out OR any arrangement which guarantees a steady stream of new assignments on a regular basis. Clients who I have worked with previously will also receive this discount automatically as a thank you for your continued business.

Thanks for taking the time to read, things are tough out there at the moment, as I've no doubt you are all fully aware

 

[Christopher Howlett]

Hello again,

I've been taking a look through some of the other copywriting offers posted here at AGD and it seems my rates are really quite competitive at £0.02 GBP per word for most types of content. If you'd like to discuss getting some new content created to boost your affiliate site for the new year, please do get in touch!

 

[Christopher Howlett]

Hi there AGD!

Work is a little bit thin on the ground at the moment so I'm bumping in the hope of agreeing some new contracts.

I specialize in slot reviews and anything to do with poker, but am happy to consider any kind of copywriting if you have more diverse needs.

Please send me an e-mail at cjhowlett01@gmail.com if you would like to discuss working together,

Many thanks,
Chris

 

[PROFRBcom]

As you would expect I am a keen online gambler with many years experience and knowledge of playing slots, blackjack, poker and more, plus I am currently in the second year of my master's degree in English Literature at Leeds University and therefore feel confident that my grammar, spelling, and vocabulary are as good if not better than any other gaming copywriter you might find.

...

Chris Howlett

Four years ago you also wrote, in a thread that had a bit of controversy to it I might add:

As you would expect I am a keen online gambler with many years experience and knowledge of playing slots, blackjack, poker and more, plus I am currently in the second year of my master's degree in English Literature at Leeds University and therefore feel confident that my grammar, spelling, and vocabulary are as good if not better than any other gaming copywriter you might find.

...

Chris Howlett

(source)
Care to explain that?

 

[Christopher Howlett]

Absolutely.

The two quotes are identical as is much of the remainder of the two messages. Obviously I was careless in December when copy and pasting. The intention was just to bump my offer. I made another post last night which correctly states that i now have the degree in question.

Happy to post my embarrassing graduation photos and any other evidence you feel necessary if there is any doubt as to my credentials.

I also want to add, as I said in response to your email, yes there was a brief "controversy" in that thread, but the customer received a discount and quite kindly made the effort to come back to me thread to make clear she had received everything she paid for and was very happy with it.

If I was in the position of feeling it necessary to make such a grievance public, I would have to be completely satisfied if I was going take the time to come back and add that comment without being asked to do so (I was completely unaware of the activity on that thread at the time, as far as I can remember)

I do not deny that I have had the occasional problem which has caused a delay, however I have not and will not ever be involved in any kind of scam or theft.

I have several clients, mostly found right here at AGD, with over 30 successful proposals and contracts. I'm sure one of them would be willing to confirm this if necessary.

Thanks for your message, I'm glad to have had the opportunity to clear up any misunderstandings.

 

[ddm]

go get it Christopher.
sorry to hear about your stroke - hope you're on the mend man.

 

[Christopher Howlett]

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go get it Christopher.
sorry to hear about your stroke - hope you're on the mend man.

Thanks ddm,

It was a very unusual situation.i had one TIA in November where I woke up unable to move my lower left arm, and after a few minutes when it became clear I hadn't just slept funny I ran to the doctor's in a state of Extreme panic. By the time I'd finished all my tests I'd started to get feeling back but it's still terrifying to be told a small portion of your brain tissue has died :/

The second time there was no physical symptoms other than I went from feeling normal, healthy and working long days to pay the bills, to suddenly being barely able to make it out of bed each day and found it impossible to concentrate...

The doctors know what they are doing though - warfarin,propranolol, nifedipine, acetizine and whatever else I now take that makes me rattle if I shake a little before breakfast has got me back up to full health within week's,but I've been warned that stopping smoking, cutting out salt and drastically changing my diet are all essential if I want to avoid any more of these events - and live to see my 50s.

So, if you or any of your loved ones has a sudden and unexplained change in their ability to function normally, do not ignore it, or tell yourself a bit more sleep and some vitamin tablets Will help - get checked out.

My doctor knows me well enough that he didn't even examine me the second time,he said he could tell by the shape of my face something serious had happened to me.

Look after yourselves everyone, all the best.

 

[ddm]

thanks for this ^

 

[PROFRBcom]

By the time I'd finished all my tests I'd started to get feeling back but it's still terrifying to be told a small portion of your brain tissue has died :/

Hopefully there is no next time, but if so, rub DMSO on your head and drink some immediately upon noticing the issue, and throughout your recovery.

In fact, it would not hurt you to do that now.

Furthermore, you should look into "dry fasting" as it could potentially help you recover some of your lost function.

Oh yeah, and take up a nutrient dense keto diet full of healthy organic grass fed animal fats, leafy green vegetables, and low glycemic foods.

but I've been warned that stopping smoking, cutting out salt and

Smoking yes, salt, no.

Stop using shitty iodized table salt and swap to Pink Himilayan salt, or Keltic sea salt, or something else that is top notch salt with lots of trace minerals.

Your body NEEDS salt and minerals to live. The reason some people react like shit to salt is mainly because their bodies are fucked up in other ways due to bad diet, poor blood sugar control, etc and their bodies cannot properly regulate blood pressure. Once the body issues are worked out, the body can then process salt just fine.

You could likely get off of at least 2 of those medicines, if not 3. The Propranolol however might be a good thing to keep taking for life if you subscribe to longevity research like that from the Blagoskony Protocol.

Good Luck!