New CoolCat Casino Ad is Sexually Suggestive

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It is hilarious! :eek:

Read it: "Imagine the cool, delicious taste of this treat on your tongue. Imagine the weight of that jackpot bonus in your hand. Starting to feel a bit more comfortable? Great, continue to cool down as you quickly create an account, and you will be playing with a free $225 before you get to the delicious, soggy, cone."

An the icecream cone is all dripping :/ and looking like...
 

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Girl - Pussy cat, makes no difference really :p

Whoever thought that up is brillant!
 

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Yea because what goes better with gambling than cat-sex?
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Yea because what goes better with gambling than cat-sex?
:eek:

:D :D :D too funny!

I'm sure I can think of some suggestions but they might be even more inapropraite, than your suggested, cat-sex!
 

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"Most mammals seem borderline complacent about sex, but if you’ve ever seen cats mate, you might notice that the female seems downright furious about participating. The male bites down on her neck, keeping her from fleeing. That seemingly melodramatic behavior isn’t because she finds boys icky. Cat sex is excruciatingly painful. The cat penis is essentially a horrifying engine of pain covered in a dozen tiny fishhooks.

But these tiny daggers serve a purpose. Ovulation starts 20 to 50 hours after mating, giving rival suitors enough time to scrape an opponent’s semen out of the womb. They probably won’t get all of it. Males mate with multiple females, and it’s common for many kittens of the same litter to have different fathers."

Perhaps some kind of subliminal message within the poster.:p
 

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Ummm... Thanks for the education and mating rituals of felines, Roey :D
 

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You're welcome.

Those screams you sometimes hear at night are usually cats getting it on, or until you see bad things on the news, but mostly cats.
 

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The melting ice, sliding away over the back of pussy's hand. That's real subconscious sexually suggestive!

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Reading this thread has given me a crash course in feline mating behavior :)
 

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"Most mammals seem borderline complacent about sex, but if you’ve ever seen cats mate, you might notice that the female seems downright furious about participating. The male bites down on her neck, keeping her from fleeing. That seemingly melodramatic behavior isn’t because she finds boys icky. Cat sex is excruciatingly painful. The cat penis is essentially a horrifying engine of pain covered in a dozen tiny fishhooks.

But these tiny daggers serve a purpose. Ovulation starts 20 to 50 hours after mating, giving rival suitors enough time to scrape an opponent’s semen out of the womb. They probably won’t get all of it. Males mate with multiple females, and it’s common for many kittens of the same litter to have different fathers."

Perhaps some kind of subliminal message within the poster.:p

Have 3 cats and had no idea about this, thanks for the lesson. Had mine spayed/neutered soon as they started heating. The way the females go so crazy when in heat you would think it wasn't so excruciating for them
 
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